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Tonight On FX

• • 7:00pm Two and a Half Men
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    Those Big Pink Things with Coconut - After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives.

  • 7:30pm Two and a Half Men
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    Smell the Umbrella Stand - On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie 2012
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    Earth's core is heating up, and the planet's crust of the earth is becoming unstable. Without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world's population, the entire race is doomed. When the global cataclysm thrusts the world into chaos, a divorced writer and father joins the race to ensure that humankind is not completely wiped out.

  • 11:30pm FX Movie 2012
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    Earth's core is heating up, and the planet's crust of the earth is becoming unstable. Without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world's population, the entire race is doomed. When the global cataclysm thrusts the world into chaos, a divorced writer and father joins the race to ensure that humankind is not completely wiped out.

• • 7:00pm Two and a Half Men
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    Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? - Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

  • 7:30pm Two and a Half Men
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    Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! - While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Just Go with It
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    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

  • 10:30pm FX Movie Just Go with It
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    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

• • 10:00pm Wilfred
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    Uncertainty - Ryan and Wilfred search for Wilfred's original owner. Written by Reed Agnew & Eli Jorné; directed by Randall Einhorn.

  • 10:30pm Wilfred
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    Comfort - Ryan befriends Wilfred's enemy-the mailman. Written by Cody Heller & Brett Konner; directed by Randall Einhorn.

  • 11:00pm Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell
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    Episode 126 - From Executive Producer Chris Rock, standup comedian W. Kamau Bell dissects a multitude of topics including politics, pop culture, race, religion, and the media.

  • 11:30pm Wilfred
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    Uncertainty - Ryan and Wilfred search for Wilfred's original owner. Written by Reed Agnew & Eli Jorné; directed by Randall Einhorn.

• • 5:30pm Two and a Half Men
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    Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On, A - While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died. Although pleased that Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her, she's furious to hear that he had stayed in contact with Harry over the years. Evelyn then reveals to her sons that she didn't actually leave Harry, but that he left her--for a younger woman.

  • 6:00pm FX Movie 28 Weeks Later
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    In the sequel to "28 Days Later," the U.S. Army helps to secure a small area of London for survivors to repopulate and start again six months after the rage virus was inflicted on the population of Great Britain - but not everything goes to plan.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Zombieland
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    A cowardly shut-in joins up with a seasoned zombie slayer on a mission to find the last Twinkie on Earth in order to survive the zombie apocalypse. When they meet two young girls with some rather unorthodox methods to survive amidst the chaos, they soon become reluctant partners in the battle against the undead.

  • 10:00pm FX Movie Zombieland
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    A cowardly shut-in joins up with a seasoned zombie slayer on a mission to find the last Twinkie on Earth in order to survive the zombie apocalypse. When they meet two young girls with some rather unorthodox methods to survive amidst the chaos, they soon become reluctant partners in the battle against the undead.

• • 3:00pm FX Movie Kung Fu Panda
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    Set in the legendary world of ancient China, a lazy, irreverent slacker panda must become a kung fu master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard, Tai Lung. The unlikely hero enters the rigid world of kung fu, turns it upside down, and ultimately learns that, if he believes in himself, he can do anything.

  • 5:30pm FX Movie Knight and Day
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    A woman en route to a family wedding gets swept up in a fight between a rogue government agent and the FBI - and soon she is swept up in an adventure that takes her from the tropics to Austria, France, and Spain. Somewhere amidst all of the confusion and gunfire, she must figure out what if unpredictable protector is one of the good guys - or one of the bad guys.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie The Proposal
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    A Canadian immigrant who creates a demanding and difficult work environment for her subordinates at the office receives news that she is about to be deported to the Great White North. To prevent that catastrophe, she strikes a deal with her young, tormented assistant for a marriage of convenience.

  • 10:30pm FX Movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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    A devastated musician takes a Hawaii vacation to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend. Little does he know she is staying at the same resort - and she brought along her new boyfriend.

• • 3:00pm FX Movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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    A devastated musician takes a Hawaii vacation to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend. Little does he know she is staying at the same resort - and she brought along her new boyfriend.

  • 5:30pm FX Movie The Proposal
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    A Canadian immigrant who creates a demanding and difficult work environment for her subordinates at the office receives news that she is about to be deported to the Great White North. To prevent that catastrophe, she strikes a deal with her young, tormented assistant for a marriage of convenience.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Just Go with It
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    X

    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

  • 10:30pm FX Movie Just Go with It
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    X

    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

• • 7:00pm Two and a Half Men
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    Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover - When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't respond.

  • 7:30pm Two and a Half Men
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    Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark - Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Star Trek
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    A young crew takes its maiden voyage onboard the most advanced starship ever created - the U.S.S. Enterprise. The new recruits must find a way to stop an enemy from their future (and past) whose mission of vengeance threatens the United Federation of Planets.

  • 11:00pm FX Movie Star Trek
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    X

    A young crew takes its maiden voyage onboard the most advanced starship ever created - the U.S.S. Enterprise. The new recruits must find a way to stop an enemy from their future (and past) whose mission of vengeance threatens the United Federation of Planets.

• • 7:00pm Two and a Half Men
    more

    X

    Those Big Pink Things with Coconut - After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives.

  • 7:30pm Two and a Half Men
    more

    X

    Smell the Umbrella Stand - On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie 2012
    more

    X

    Earth's core is heating up, and the planet's crust of the earth is becoming unstable. Without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world's population, the entire race is doomed. When the global cataclysm thrusts the world into chaos, a divorced writer and father joins the race to ensure that humankind is not completely wiped out.

  • 11:30pm FX Movie 2012
    more

    X

    Earth's core is heating up, and the planet's crust of the earth is becoming unstable. Without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world's population, the entire race is doomed. When the global cataclysm thrusts the world into chaos, a divorced writer and father joins the race to ensure that humankind is not completely wiped out.

• • 7:00pm Two and a Half Men
    more

    X

    Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? - Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.

  • 7:30pm Two and a Half Men
    more

    X

    Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! - While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Just Go with It
    more

    X

    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

  • 10:30pm FX Movie Just Go with It
    more

    X

    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

• • 10:00pm Wilfred
    more

    X

    Uncertainty - Ryan and Wilfred search for Wilfred's original owner. Written by Reed Agnew & Eli Jorné; directed by Randall Einhorn.

  • 10:30pm Wilfred
    more

    X

    Comfort - Ryan befriends Wilfred's enemy-the mailman. Written by Cody Heller & Brett Konner; directed by Randall Einhorn.

  • 11:00pm Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell
    more

    X

    Episode 126 - From Executive Producer Chris Rock, standup comedian W. Kamau Bell dissects a multitude of topics including politics, pop culture, race, religion, and the media.

  • 11:30pm Wilfred
    more

    X

    Uncertainty - Ryan and Wilfred search for Wilfred's original owner. Written by Reed Agnew & Eli Jorné; directed by Randall Einhorn.

• • 5:30pm Two and a Half Men
    more

    X

    Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On, A - While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died. Although pleased that Alan agrees to attend the funeral with her, she's furious to hear that he had stayed in contact with Harry over the years. Evelyn then reveals to her sons that she didn't actually leave Harry, but that he left her--for a younger woman.

  • 6:00pm FX Movie 28 Weeks Later
    more

    X

    In the sequel to "28 Days Later," the U.S. Army helps to secure a small area of London for survivors to repopulate and start again six months after the rage virus was inflicted on the population of Great Britain - but not everything goes to plan.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Zombieland
    more

    X

    A cowardly shut-in joins up with a seasoned zombie slayer on a mission to find the last Twinkie on Earth in order to survive the zombie apocalypse. When they meet two young girls with some rather unorthodox methods to survive amidst the chaos, they soon become reluctant partners in the battle against the undead.

  • 10:00pm FX Movie Zombieland
    more

    X

    A cowardly shut-in joins up with a seasoned zombie slayer on a mission to find the last Twinkie on Earth in order to survive the zombie apocalypse. When they meet two young girls with some rather unorthodox methods to survive amidst the chaos, they soon become reluctant partners in the battle against the undead.

• • 3:00pm FX Movie Kung Fu Panda
    more

    X

    Set in the legendary world of ancient China, a lazy, irreverent slacker panda must become a kung fu master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard, Tai Lung. The unlikely hero enters the rigid world of kung fu, turns it upside down, and ultimately learns that, if he believes in himself, he can do anything.

  • 5:30pm FX Movie Knight and Day
    more

    X

    A woman en route to a family wedding gets swept up in a fight between a rogue government agent and the FBI - and soon she is swept up in an adventure that takes her from the tropics to Austria, France, and Spain. Somewhere amidst all of the confusion and gunfire, she must figure out what if unpredictable protector is one of the good guys - or one of the bad guys.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie The Proposal
    more

    X

    A Canadian immigrant who creates a demanding and difficult work environment for her subordinates at the office receives news that she is about to be deported to the Great White North. To prevent that catastrophe, she strikes a deal with her young, tormented assistant for a marriage of convenience.

  • 10:30pm FX Movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    more

    X

    A devastated musician takes a Hawaii vacation to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend. Little does he know she is staying at the same resort - and she brought along her new boyfriend.

• • 3:00pm FX Movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    more

    X

    A devastated musician takes a Hawaii vacation to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend. Little does he know she is staying at the same resort - and she brought along her new boyfriend.

  • 5:30pm FX Movie The Proposal
    more

    X

    A Canadian immigrant who creates a demanding and difficult work environment for her subordinates at the office receives news that she is about to be deported to the Great White North. To prevent that catastrophe, she strikes a deal with her young, tormented assistant for a marriage of convenience.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Just Go with It
    more

    X

    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

  • 10:30pm FX Movie Just Go with It
    more

    X

    On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.

• • 7:00pm Two and a Half Men
    more

    X

    Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover - When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't respond.

  • 7:30pm Two and a Half Men
    more

    X

    Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark - Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile.

  • 8:00pm FX Movie Star Trek
    more

    X

    A young crew takes its maiden voyage onboard the most advanced starship ever created - the U.S.S. Enterprise. The new recruits must find a way to stop an enemy from their future (and past) whose mission of vengeance threatens the United Federation of Planets.

  • 11:00pm FX Movie Star Trek
    more

    X

    A young crew takes its maiden voyage onboard the most advanced starship ever created - the U.S.S. Enterprise. The new recruits must find a way to stop an enemy from their future (and past) whose mission of vengeance threatens the United Federation of Planets.

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